Oldest Unclosed Work Order Discovered

Paul Revere's Silversmith Shop - Boston, Mass.

Researchers working at the location of the silversmith shop once owned by American patriot Paul Revere have discovered what is believed to be the oldest unclosed work order in existence.

The document was written on a sheet of parchment, and clearly states the task to be executed; "Construct a copper chamber pot for Mr. Pickford". While the project was not a glamorous one, it reveals the everyday nature of the business in 1798.

In addition to the normal work order text, there is a small notation in the right margin that says, "Hurry, William! Mr. Pickford doesn't have a pot to piss in. Thanks, Paul"

The 208 year old document contains no comments in the area reserved for closing the work order. The fate of Mr. Pickford remains unknown.